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Wear it to the garage, the rally, or anywhere you want to make people do a double-take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll live in it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² 50\/50 cotton-poly blend — warm, durable, and broken-in feeling from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEmbroidered left-chest patch + oversized back stencil print for maximum impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular, seam-free body with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem — holds its shape ride after ride\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout for long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDTF inner neck label — no itchy tags scratching your neck on long rides\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAvailable in Red and Sport Grey | Sizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade in Nicaragua. 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