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If You Can Read This, He Fell Off sweatshirt | crewneck
If You Can Read This, He Fell Off sweatshirt | crewneck
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$42.99 USD
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For the rider who lets the back of their sweatshirt do the talking.
If you're close enough to read this, someone already hit the pavement. This crewneck sweatshirt is built for the biker with a dark sense of humor and zero apologies — subtle patch on the chest, bold statement on the back. Wear it to the garage, the rally, or anywhere you want to make people do a double-take.
Why you'll live in it:
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend — warm, durable, and broken-in feeling from day one
- Embroidered left-chest patch + oversized back stencil print for maximum impact
- Tubular, seam-free body with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem — holds its shape ride after ride
- Double-needle stitching throughout for long-lasting durability
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF inner neck label — no itchy tags scratching your neck on long rides
- Available in Red and Sport Grey | Sizes S–5XL
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not dry clean
Made in Nicaragua. Fulfilled via Printify.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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